Dreft; and Things Just Like It.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hehe. LOL!

I promised not to name names, so this may get confusing. Worth reading, though; probably the best sex story I've EVER heard!
So she doesn't give head. She's grossed out by the idea and thinks that no man is worth doing that. But, she's a kissing slut when she's drunk. That's right, liquor her up enough and you'll be making out all night long. But she doesn't go down, as a general rule.
Two nights ago she goes to meet some people after work. After work for her is at least midnight. She picks up the alcohol along the way. Turns out she drinks most of the bottle herself; the two people she's drinking with (one guy, one girl, at the girl's house) were already drunk when she got there. She morphed into her normal kissing slut self, drank and drank and drank, and had NO control. The guy pretty much forced her to go down on him. She said No, I don't want to. He didn't really give her a choice. While she was doing this act that she had NEVER DONE BEFORE (and never planned on doing; especially drunk with someone she barely knew), she warned him. "Ugghh, I'm going to puke!"
He didn't listen. "Really, I'm going to puke!". He just gave her a hard time.
And then she started throwing up! Unfortunately, she got the wastebasket in time.
Hahaha! Serves that asshole right!
More than likely it was due to the amount of liquor and the gag reflex that comes with such things, but he doesn't need to know that. Let him think he's got funky spunk. Serves him right!


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